Bratty Barbie

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

lolcuteanimals:

Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

crazyeasy:

Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

*walks through a bead curtain*
Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy