Bratty Barbie
Personal documentation

First day on Portia, 8/30/14. Making the switch from microgestin.


this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me


thank you smithy for your words of wisdom


thank you smithy for your words of wisdom


raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

me outside when it rains: i hate the rain this is shit fuck this i fucking hate you water droplets of fuck
me inside when it rains: omg this is so nice i wanna make hot chocolate and watch films yasss rain yasssssss


Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.




does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder


sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you