Bratty Barbie
High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
Actual College Professor: lol same.

enchantedbyhiddles:

tomhardy-tomsofty:

booty vs booty

I’m always amazed how much control Chris has over that shield. When Tom turns it is swinging around uncontrollably, while in Chris’ hand it stays perfectly still.

stunningpicture:

Spotted while house-hunting, unfortunately it wasn’t for sale.

stunningpicture:

Spotted while house-hunting, unfortunately it wasn’t for sale.

star-loser:

I’ve just realised! Donkey Kong! He’s a monkey not a donkey! I bet Nintendo will feel so stupid when they spot that!!

fatphrodite:

what the FUCK IS THAT

fostercare1:

Feel for pulse…none.

fostercare1:

Feel for pulse…none.

anotherknifeinmybed:

thegreenguitar:

Pawnography

that was the best pun ever excuse you