when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze
Boston Terrier carrying her pup in a backpack.
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue